Monday, April 2, 2012

Sorry

Hello Lambchops,

Sorry I haven't written to you in a while.  Hope you don't feel lonely.  I've been busy stalking the sewers looking for my nemesis, the Great White Maggot.  He ruined a perfectly good meal for me two weeks ago and I swore revenge.  While searching for the maggot, I realized that I miss you.  Although I haven't caught that maggot yet, I did find this lovely sewer shark.  I hope that I can offer it as consolation for neglecting to talk to you.

May it warm your nights and bring good luck to your loved ones,
Larry D. Hobo


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