To The Streetzz

Hello,

Well this is certainly awkward.  You seem to have caught us at a bad time.  We are currently living in the dark ages, completely scannerless and without technology we can use to upload the new Dirty Larry.  Don't worry, he'll definitely be back next week.

For now, we'd like to promote our new method of Dirty Larry advertisement.  If you have some spray paint laying around, you definitely shouldn't go out and make street art that supports Dirty Larry The Hobo.  If you send us pictures of it, we definitely won't put it up on the site or anything.

*Wink, wink*

Oh look, Brandon Norris totally not endorsing the act of street art.

Love n' Kisses,
The Norris Brothers

Dirty Larry The Hobo #10

What ho!?

Has Dirty Larry found a lead?  Who is this mysterious Filthy Steve?  Who keeps breaking into my house and stealing all my food?

These answers and maybe others answered next week in the continuing saga of Dirty Larry!

See you next week,
The Norris Bros.

Dirty Larry The Hobo #9

Greetings All,

This week Larry is still trying to find a place to move his box, which is a lot harder than it looks.

Tune in next week when Larry finds a possible new home.

Love n' Stuff,
The Norris Brothers

Dirty Larry The Hobo #8

Well folks,

Its been a good long time since you've heard anything from your favorite slightly deranged hobo, but rejoice!  For the time has come for Dirty Larry to return to the world of comics, this time in shimmery techni-black & white!

Today, Dirty Larry begins a new chapter in his life by packing up and finding a new place to live.  Let's watch and see what happens.

Tune in next week to see Larry's search for a home continue.

Love,
The Norris Brothers.

Sorry

Hello Lambchops,

Sorry I haven't written to you in a while.  Hope you don't feel lonely.  I've been busy stalking the sewers looking for my nemesis, the Great White Maggot.  He ruined a perfectly good meal for me two weeks ago and I swore revenge.  While searching for the maggot, I realized that I miss you.  Although I haven't caught that maggot yet, I did find this lovely sewer shark.  I hope that I can offer it as consolation for neglecting to talk to you.

May it warm your nights and bring good luck to your loved ones,
Larry D. Hobo

Blind by Tim Norris

Hello Everyone,

We have another guest writer on the site today, another Norris brother (or Norris Uncle), Tim Norris, with his fantastic poem about Icarus.

Blind

Dadaelus a scholar and engineer

With the tools of an architect

Made it quite clear

That flight was possible and could be quite fun

But you should keep yourself grounded while drinking in the sun

Icarus scoffed as was his wont

Strapped on the wings and went for a jaunt

So they escaped the labyrinth and the fierce minotaur

They flew to freedom but didn’t get far

Before convincing himself

My brain is powerful and my arms are strong

They say “Father Knows Best” but this time he’s wrong

I’ll fly over the ocean and around the moon

I’ll fly to the sun if I want to and come back soon

Then an epiphany came, but a little too late

And we all know the crux of his fate

As solar heat melted wax Icarus realized in this case

The strength of his brain and body didn’t matter – no, not one whit

His last thought while plummeting was probably “Oh Shit!” 

Happy Belated Valentine's Day From Dirty Larry The Hobo

Here it is!

Dirty Larry's first appearance of 2012!  Hope all you Dirty Larry fans are having...I mean...HAD a good Valentine's Day filled with love and chocolate and minimal amounts of crying in a corner.

Today we see our hero attempting to woo his one true love (who we definitely didn't just make up on the spot), Soup Kitchen Sally.  Watch as the suave Larry sweeps Sally off her feet.

Candies for Everyone,
The Norris Brothers